World Cup Tittle Tattle
June 30th, 2006 by 
gddik
It’s been reported that Rio Ferdinand’s 77-year-old gran, Joan Lavender, 77, has dispensed the sage opinion that England “should get a bit dirtier” in their style of play.
Why on earth have the FA appointed Steve McLaren to replace Sven, when Rio’s gran was available? Will they never learn? Opportunity lost…
It’s also been reported that Brazil’s team bus resounds to Ronaldinho on bongos, Gilberto Silva on guitar and Robinho on vocals. I wonder what England’s team bus resounds to? Karaoke machine is my guess.
Might there be a clue here as to why Brazil can express themselves so fluently on the pitch, while we look so stunted by comparison? Bongo lessons for Owen Hargreaves, please, Sven!
Come on England!
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